When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to point out instances to those that are closely connected to them that are wrong. It is only necessary that a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to point out this ignorance.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all friends, when too ignorant to clearly see the truths laid before them that they are to be told by their fellow friends as a duty to them. Each friend has certain inalienable rights which are the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. As a group of friends, it is only in their duty to help secure these rights at all times. That whenever a friend strays away from the path of the righteous and down the path which is dark, it is only the duty of the other friends to rectify the problem by pointing out their flaws as if only to help rescue that friend from their own demise. Whenever any action becomes destructive as to the ends of these certain rights it is the right of the fellow friends to alter or abolish the problem and to institute a new path onto which this friend is to follow by laying its foundation on such principles. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that friendships long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown, that certain friends are more likely to suffer, while these evils are taking place, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute ignorance of the problem, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such problems, and to provide new guard for their future security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these friendships among us; and such is now the necessity which constrains me to try to alter the problem at hand. The history of the one that is the cause of all problems in these friendships has an obvious history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of manipulation over these friendships. To prove this, let facts be submitted to you all.
He has directly or indirectly affected all friendships in which we are a witness to, for better, but mostly for worse.
He has habitually claimed to like one who will remain unnamed but has been with another.
He has acted on these emotions while being with that other.
He has continually made mistakes in which the repercussions echo violently in our everyday lives, forcing us to such measures as these.
He has started many arguments, leaving us to fight amongst ourselves.
He has torn friendships that have repeated stood the test of time in two.
He has used and abused friends at his own will by being “friends” one minute and throwing that “friend” away the minute another comes by.
He has little to no understanding of the repercussions of his actions in our every day lives due to the fact that he does not have to endure them.
He has little to no caring of the repercussions, oppressions, and suffering that he causes in our everyday lives due to the fact that he does not have to endure them.
He is a social outcast who is, therefore, forced to be with those of our age.
He is an arrogant, horny pervert who only thinks in sexual connotations.
He has more time on his hands than he knows what to do with, therefore he can easily play any game/person at anytime he wishes.
He believes that he owns some of us, and is right, only due to the ignorance within.
He will continue to manipulate each and every one of us until the issue is brought up by all.
In every stage of these oppressions we have asked for our friends to redress in the most humble terms but our asking have only been answered only by repeated injury. A prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a manipulator, is unfit to be a friend of any of my fellow friends.
Nor have we been wanting in attentions to my friends. We do not wish to make any of you angry or disgruntled. We only wish to bring this issue to your attention to hold us together as friends. We have reminded you of the circumstances of what we are enduring time and time again. But you too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, pronounce that any and all who do not have a desire in which to rectify the situation are truly lost to the cause and the under an ignorant spell in which He has put you under and we am truly sorry for your trance.
We, therefore, the friend of all of you, appealing to each of you, as judges of all of our friendships, in the name and by the authority of ourselves as your true friends, solemnly publish and declare that we are asking that each of you shed your ignorance and that our friendships are, and of right ought to be free and independent friendships; that they are absolved from all allegiance to Ryan Lester; and that all connection between him and ourselves is and ought to be totally dissolved, due to his repeated abuses to us as friends. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of our friendships, we pledge our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.
Signatures:
Spencer Patterson
Preston Patillo